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Dan:
i'm kind of glad the dp and i had our smooth divorce
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me:
hahha lies that was not a smooth divorce. you're still paying child support and visiting the kids
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Dan:
nah it's amicable. you know we're still friends
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me:
and what about me what happened? i'm the divorcee that still hooks up with the ex husband
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Dan:
you're like the guy who gets divorced but stops by every day to do the dishes and walk the dog
